A list of the top ten worst things you can hear from Tech Support when you call your ISP. This list was composed whilst waiting for a download that's so far taken a good two hours longer than it ought to.
10. There seems to have been a misunderstanding; just because we gave you the router doesn't mean it'll work.
9. Sorry I've got to put you on hold, a sacred cow just walked in.
8. According to this reading you're getting almost a tenth of the download speed you're paying for, so it's working fine.
7. The problem seems to be all that dwarf porn you've been downloading. That's right. We know.
6. Please call back in three hours, it's my guilds raid night.
5. Ahh here's the problem, I unplugged it.
4. Oops. Yeah. I shouldn't have told you to do that. Your computers insured though right?
3. It's my first day.
2. It's my last day.
1. So... What are you wearing?
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